I’ve discovered some upsetting news.
While the attention was centered at the US Government Area 51, rumored to hold alien space ships, they really slipped into South Carolina unnoticed.
They are here now.
The beings have a fondness for tall pines. They have been seen clinging tightly to our beloved trees. We fear the results.
A quick scouting expedition shows we may be considerably out numbered.
Our only escape may be the cold climate in the north.
But for how long…
Note; I could be wrong and the may be Cicadas, click here for details.